Now all you have to do is convince people a single vote might swing the election.

How do you breathe with your head buried in the sand? Not everyone thinks like you. Grow up.

“Thin-skinned manbaby” is acceptable, but “loser” is problematic.

So you’re a myopic dolt who gets his news from Deadspin, and you’re bragging about your ignorance.

So far, ESPN is undefeated against lawsuits vs. Peter Thiel

Seriously. Talk about burying the lede.

No. If Donald Trump is a white supremacist, then Cleveland baseball fans are all racist.

Wow Tim, you never struck me as the type to be a childish bitch

He’s a woke, progressive Tampa Bay Rays fan. A team without a RACIST mascot.

He’s a Tampa Bay Rays fan.

Of course it’s okay! People like Drew Magary and Barry Petchesky are talented enough to pull it off.

Okay! So Donald Trump is a white supremacist, and God exists.

You mean, when your teammates practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level.