“If that’s how Beto speaks, he’s too big a douche to be president.”

Preach. Preach to the heavens. “Identity Politics” In other words Bernie Bros speak for people that don’t have the interests of white people at the top of their priority list. Fuck Bernie and anyone down with his ass.

He did not have every chance to win against Cruz.  A Democrat hasn’t won a statewide race since 1994. 

Bernie has been bought and paid for by The NRA for years. His vetting will be painful and finally expose him for the fraud that he is. He has no legislative achievements to his name but that hasn’t stopped any of you from propping up his unqualified, underachieving, legislative failing ass.

Bernie is the preferred candidate around these parts.

Charisma and likeability are his strongest asset.

Look Splinter I know you think Beto is an empty suit that can’t hold a candle to the empty suit, Bernie Sanders, that you’ve hitched your wagon to since 2016 but look at it this way he meets your criteria for a democratic challenger, white and male. I mean he and Bernie in the debates will be amazing. Neither one…

I mean, the read I get from pretty much every article they publish (and more than a few commenters) is that Bernie is the preferred candidate around these parts.

Regardless of how I agree with Beto politically, it would be awesome to see him win because it would drive Ted Cruz fucking insane that the guy he beat just 2 years ago is now the President, which is something Cruz desperately wants to be with every fiber of his being.

have you been on Splinter since the election? Beto has been a pariah on Splinter and almost every article they’ve written about him argues what you’re saying. 

“Political” doesn’t mean “Expressly aligned with one of the political parties”, ya know.

Let’s list out the terrorists that show up in Clancy novels:
1) Environmental
2) Communist
3) Muslim
4) Japanese
5) Irish (pass on this one, Patriot Games was written during The Troubles)
6) African-American
7) South American
(Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head)

You know who DOESN’T show up as a…

I miss the time when all I had to do in a day was play Chrono Trigger and binge junk food and Simpsons reruns. Why can’t the world be when I was 13 again? (But only summer break, middle school blew.)

I miss when light night political comedy involved Conan O’Brien having a larger audience and not having his career at NBC destroyed by a fickle, unfunny asshat who then handed his late night spot over to another asshat.

You can make a game where a plumber eats magical mushrooms and jumps on fantastical monsters and not call it political because they picked a subject without political subtext.

It’s not just Kotaku. Most outlets have rightly criticized them, because it's such a ludicrous statement to make. 

How?

Because it’s such a stupid thing to claim, especially when it’s in regards to a Tom Clancy game about the collapse of the US Government and the activation of government-installed sleeper agents that can be given the authority to kill American citizens without any semblance of due process.

I bought a gun *skin* that turned my stuff tie-dye. As far as I know, you can’t just buy weapons with microtransactions in this game. I looted the gun from a chest and unlocked the perks for the scope because I’m a GAMER yo. But go off or whatever if it makes you feel better.

Mr Cox?  Mr Osborne Cox?  I need to talk to you about the security........... of your shit.