is a team allowed to turn vibrate on before attaching it to the puck?

END THIS AWFUL AUTO PLAY AD BULLSHIT!!!!!  YOU’RE MAKING THIS SITE UNREADABLE.  

THE DRESS IS BLUE

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

In perfect world he’d have gotten it

You’re pointing out the great irony in all of this.

They currently possess the most important thing in an impeachment process: the majority in the Senate for, at the very least, another 15 months (2020 election winners take office Jan 2021). If they were certain that Trump was/is innocent, their goal should be to have…

I hope Gaetz and Walker are prosecuted and have to do even one night in gen-pop at the DC jail.

They forgot their tiki torches.

Tweeting from inside an SCIF is a crime, and at the very least should disqualify any of these clowns from ever holding a security clearance of any kind, which also means that they can’t serve on any of the committees that deal with national security or law enforcement information.

Hey man, drunk Joe Namath still asked for consent.

You’re assuming he is getting laid.

This Buick:

Finally someone has a good reason for Buick to still exist.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

People need to get over the idea that rooting for a team is some kind of morality play. All owners are rich douchebags*, most GMs are heartless pricks who would trade their mother for a 5th round draft pick, most coaches are control freak assholes, and most players are guys who have been catered to their entire lives…

Cmon people, this is just a classic “he yelled-they reported” situation

Astros seem to employ the Trump administration PR defense system when they get in the media crosshairs for their mistakes. Shielding Verlander from that Detroit reporter. Now this denial in the face of multiple witnesses. I was going to be pulling for the Nats because I adore Scherzer and I want to see him win a WS…

Didn’t you hear?  Because God is the one who helped Altuve hit a HR!  The old man is a big Altuve fan....at least until the next great sports moment happens. That God guy, such a bandwagon fan.