The goalkeeper deserves an assist for putting himself out of position, then inexplicably ducking out of the way to watch the ball roll into the net.

I liked how you could hear the announcer literally knock over his mic after saying “oh my god”.

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“At this time, I do not need a lawyer,” Giuliani tweeted.

Giuliani is out of his depth on this. It’s a fairly different animal than the federal prosecutor stuff he did somewhat unethically decades ago, and I’m pretty sure he’s gotten a whole lot worse at law since then. He needs a real expert lawyer, but I hope he keeps being an idiot and doesn’t.

you do know that Cech is left-handed....

Ladies and gentlemen this is what is at the heart of his whole life, The Beautiful Ones don’t see him as worthy enough to sit with them. Those that wear Diamonds and Pearls see him as a fat loser and want nothing to do with him. You see in his Dirty Mind he should be treated with respect despite accomplishing nothing.…

Stay out of our state, and stop fucking with our local royalty, you cheddar-stuffed üntermensch.

This is his clinical narcissism coming through. Someone asks a question about the NBA and his puddle of a brain goes NBA>Kerr and Pop>they don’t like me>discuss how Kerr and Pop are terrible and hate America because they once criticized me.

Even when he gets presented with opportunities for easy wins - defend freedom of speech, condemn white nationalism - he still can’t say the simple, obvious thing. He doesn’t even have to believe it, just take the credit and not be a total shitbag. He really is a fucking moron.

I just discovered this Kurds quote. I had to look it up. I’m just fucking stunned. This is like warping back to 2001 with Freedom Fries and talking about surrender monkeys just because the French had the gall (lol pun) to point out that we were wading into a pretty shitty situation.

“It’s so pathetic how weak these other people are when confronted. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to abandon some of our critical allies to be slaughtered because a man was mean to me on the phone.”

NEVER bet on Agent Orange to make a stand against despotism.

Meanwhile this wet taint just sold the Kurds down the river as well as any prospect of knocking ISIS out (for now, anyway) just because he got out-maneuvered like an old lady in a mobility scooter with a dying battery by Erdogan. The Kurds are expendable, he later claimed, because they didn’t help us in World War II.

O…

Look at that puffy suit. How many farts per minute you think it takes to keep it inflated so he stays upright?

Funny how only one of the three served their country in the armed forces (spoiler alert: it wasn’t the President).

In his defense, Gregg Popovich enlisted before he had Spurs.

It is legitimately terrifying on so many levels that he sees people who criticize him as people who criticize America. Biff the Dipshit cannot process that people who don’t love him still love the country.

Two. Definitely two. Trump’s been in over his head from his first day. He literally has no idea how government works, how international relations work, what the State Department does, or how politics in general function. Worse, he’s too arrogant to ask.

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