More like Kevin McA-LEAVIN’ amirite?!

Nervous Nancy. That’s devastating. Hear that, Nancy? You’re devastated.

The death struggle of a madman and lunatic. He projects all his crimes on others and by that he makes it only worse for himself. He is too stupid to realize that.

-“Nervous Nancy.” Nice one dude! Fuckin’ nailed her. Like to see you come back from that, Pelosi!

That Trump’s entire public-facing strategy appears to be “take me seriously, but only when it works in my favor; when I stick my head firmly up my fourth point of contact, I was obviously doing satire” would be, in any sane world, as damning an indictment as any Presidency would need to be entirely written off.

The man…

“I know you are, but what am I?”

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Nope. That’s a knife to the throat of the Republican party. He’s saying “If I go down Pence does too, so Pelosi gets the White House - your move.” It’s exactly as thuggish as I’d expect a NY real-estate developer to be.

This is the wrong hill to die on, My Kinja. 

Seriously, look at the contrast in color between hand and face (and I’m talking top of the hand). Those aren’t even in the same row at the paint samples rack at Lowe’s.

Short-fingered vulgarian.

I’m trying to watch YouTube this morning, and every 30 seconds I’m getting Trump campaign “surveys” and creepy ads for the Epoch Times.... It sure looks to me like the GOP has spent a fuckload of money on a panicked ad-buy.

I want Booker to do a press conference that is just him talking right into the camera “Hey China, we both know Ivanka pulled some shady stuff to get all those copyrights she had been after for years, we both know there was some corruption, you can tell me, just gimme a call and let me know exactly that happened.”

So. Bunch of people are like, oh boy, how about all these crimes we’re doing, one guy says NOT CRIMES ALSO LET’S NOT TEXT ABOUT THE CRIMES and Trump’s case is closed.

this dude definitely rage tweets from the shitter.

Counterpoint: Eventually he’s going to admit live on TV that there’s a quid pro quo and that it’s not a big deal, actually.

Except by saying this, he gives his lackies, his cult in the electorate, Fox News, and—ugh—the congressional GOP the cute little soundbite they need that won’t be challenged by the CNNs of the world. Oy.