This is what happens to a franchise when they show Ken Hitchcock the door. Look it up.

Don’t worry, Holtby won’t retire with the Caps. He’ll get taken by Seattle in the expansion draft.

Ask the Flyers about last Sunday, when Bobrovsky beat them. Again. Oh, and this gem from Tom Reed in The Athletic about the game:

A norovirus is much harder on you than McDonough’s defense on this play.  Both are for shit, though. 

Much of his game seems familiar...right down to the eyes.

Impressed.

We get you.

Our kids were born in CT in the early/mid 90s and yeah, we played this on VHS a LOT during the holidays. Anyway, we had some neighbors immediately next to us and their house and yard were a complete and unmitigated disaster. So, naturally, I took to calling it The Bumpus’ House. Several years later we moved to OH and…

It’s not Air Force One until he actually boards the frigging plane. Any plane in fact.  What a dotard, indeed. 

Oh holy heck that is good

I am extremely not a professional athlete and so, so very white. But my analogy has always been the professional owner/athlete dynamic is most like indentured servitude. The people who were the indentured servants to the landowners went through an experience that was akin to slavery, in fact many indentured servants…

Did NOT see that coming.

+ 6 million

I was wondering the other day why McMahon is still in the role as head of the SBA. With all the cabinet flame outs, I would’ve expected her to be long gone. And then I perused the SBA News Releases & Media Advisories link and saw that basically all they’ve been doing is releasing press material about whatever the heck…

Well, Mattis used all the best words, the really best words so I assume he had Dolt 45's permission because ‘I know words. I have the best words.’ which means Mattis would have needed to borrow these best words to pen this letter.

All of this wonder over the accomplishments of this benign sea creature...because he can people, for crying out loud!

This was the best takedown of the entire evening

How DARE you try and minimize Kush-cakes signature legislative achievement you FAY-KUH NEWZ person you. 

Fixed it for you.

Or, Republican.