Hello, just rode my bike home from one of the largest Irish festivals in the United States of America. Had several beers, made it home OK, thanks for asking. And also, I saw exactly none, zero, zip, nilch, nada or whatever is less than zero for a round number of Confederate flags whilst at said festival. Which I have…

I am OK with those odds. If it keeps Mike Pence a heartbeat away or further - forever - then I am very OK with those odds. Because if the goddam evangelicals belled up to the trough for the Great Orange Heathen, I don’t even want to think of a 2020 scenario where the White Haired Jesus Humper is a sitting president…

I bet there is a 100% correlation with how people say "bye bye" and "buh-by".

Mercedes Schlapp... okay, now they are just making up names for the WH staff. Must be some sort of pre-witness relocation program or something.

Would much rather have a guy that steals the other teams soul on a routine basis than a guy who plays average CF and hits two-eighty. 

A good list. But not a complete list.

One of the largest annual Irish festivals in the US is held in the city wherein I reside and it’s coming up next weekend. One can always find lots of cool Irish swag for sale, including GAA uniforms and .... hmm, perhaps will skip that booth this year.

BRING BACK THE MOOCH

Now watch Jim Jordan open up a congressional inquiry into why his wife waited so long to make this report.

So what you’re saying is that he’s as healthy as a horse.

Maybe they were confused and were just standing up because they thought there was going to be a military flyover.  

Don’t forget the grey poupon incident, too. 

Simple rule: open the door for yourself, turn slightly to look at a spot on the ground 10 feet behind you and if you don’t see feet approaching, stroll the hell on in.

The bald toady getting drizzled on by the umbrella is the President of FIFA. Which is just about perfect.

What a Swihart of a deal.

Jack Johnson is all kinds of bankrupt.  And this contract ain’t fixing any of it.

Clearly the team with bigger balls won.

Now that’s getting caught in a pickle.

4. Panama Red

Can we call this SouthGate?  Can we, please, huh?