So that’s what a shitshow looks like.

Jesse the Body is a Cards fan? Who knew.

I think this is part of his “so much winning” but I’m a bit fuzzy on all of this.

The end of this game should have included a trigger warning for Sabres fans.

These are the moments that bind us all. Going through the beginning stages with my dad. We have been hockey fans together my entire life. Some of my earliest memories are watching Rangers games with him and hearing about Rod Seiling and Orland Kurtenbach, so I was way confused about ceilings and curtain rods, never…

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with rolling Ryan Reaves out there for several additional shifts per game. Nah.

That pregame is hopefully one thing that stays in Vegas.

The Jackets have more than taken hold in Ohio, despite their awfulness for most of their years. The biggest reason is youth hockey. It has grown exponentially because of the Blue Jackets and has exploded in the Columbus area. Neither Cleveland or Cincy can expand from a youth hockey perspective the way that Cbus has…

Uh, no.

My phone is acting up, was trying to respond to another poster saying Cleveland would be a good NHL city... sorry, landed in the wrong spot.

Uh no

Fools. All they needed to do was pay the league a half-billion dollars and they would’ve been to who knows how many Cup finals by now.

Blue Jackets fans everywhere sighed in relief when this story broke. Finally, news that will supplant the narrative of how dumb Columbus was for leaving Wild Bill Karlsson exposed in the expansion draft.

He was clearly misdiagnosed. His PIMs went up from 14 to 48 in one season. For someone who was such an ideal host, this was a troubling sign.

My grill looks like that every time I cook hamburgers. Not sure why this is newsworthy.

Enjoy.

So close. Off by one game.

I bet Benzema has video of this boner on his phone.

I am a fan of any Penguins opponent and have been so for many years. Caps in 5.

Going to be completely different this year. They beat the Blue Jackets to advance. Everyone knows the Road to the Cup goes through Columbus. Just ask the Penguins.