I can't believe I missed this. I have one of the best horrible honeymoon stories from my first wedding:

Not our honeymoon, but our first anniversary. We'd had a bereavement ON our wedding anniversary, so on the Saturday after, to remind ourselves of good times, we booked the bridal suite at the hotel our wedding had been at the previous year. They remembered us when we checked in and were so lovely. We went up to the…

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

I'm phobic about flying, the claustrophobia from being sealed/ strapped in. We got there HOURS early to check our bags and avoid any worries. At check-in, coincidentally the girl had been at our school (husband was my hs bf) and wanted to make our honeymoon "extra special".

This terrifies me, and makes me grateful that my parents just hid eggs around our apartment and had be go find them while they quietly drank their coffee.

“I cannot think of a more horrible ending than this...” Well played Sesame Street writers, well played.

I completely lost it at “Can we speed things up, I have a wedding to get to...”

“ can you imagine a man acting like an infant...”

I think her point was that the adult shouldn't have been collecting the eggs in the first place. Maybe. She could also just be an arsehole.

Apsen Dakota sounds like an overprotected superhero whose power helps the needy roll over their 401ks.

I am also going to die a spinster. I have decided the ideal state of living would be to establish like, a home for spinsters. Like some rambling old cliffside dwelling that’s slightly spooky and mysterious and where we sweep around in capes (or Snuggies) and have cats (and dogs) and we watch a lot of Netflix and cook…

Yay for adopting adult kitties! Kittens are bonkers adorable but they are also bonkers behavioral. There’s nothing like an adult kitty who has already been through some shit.

OH GOD IT WAS YOU.

Hopefully, we can have a reasonable, polite discussion on this sensitive topic.

The city reporter (a woman) and the business reporter (a man whose parents loved him) rolled their eyes.

I’ve had a similar experience - I was giving a mock argument in front of a panel of female attorneys and one said to me during critical feedback that she didn’t like me because I was too skinny, too pretty, and my voice was too high which made me seem like a “female stereotype.” I held it together but very much went…

Having worked in Human Resources for a huge tech firm for nearly eight years, this has been life every day, for myself and for many of my clients who are women. And I’m just a powerless cog in the machine who, despite my best efforts, can accomplish nothing to stop it, it seems. I’m currently working to leave my role…

The first example to come to mind:

I explained to every one of them if he could get out of his wheelchair and stand for a search we probably would have never put him in a wheelchair.