I remember that Shield commercial. And that Golden Grahams one. Also, I had no idea that Jack Black was a child actor.
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I've always thought if I woke up one day with a dick I'd be a holy terror. I have this feeling I'd be sticking it in anything and everything. People, socks, light sockets, knot holes in picnic tables. Just for the hell of it. I'm actually glad I was born a woman for this reason.
No... no, you really can't just stick anything inside your hooha.
Oh my God, Keanu! "My daaaaad." I'm dying laughing.
Settle down, Self Righteous McJudgy Pants. There's a whole lot of info you don't know here. Why didn't Alice call someone? Maybe she doesn't have a voice that works. Not exactly outside the realm of possibility for an octogenarian. Why didn't she wheel her ass around to get someone to assist her? Maybe she was in the…
looks like it belongs to Doctor Manhattan
Because she doesn't want to hide part of herself from people she knows? Because she wants to help remedy the issue of bisexual erasure?
I started working a Seattle start up last month, my co-worker who was also hired at the same time as me told me how before this just he worked at 'i can has cheezburger'
i've never been so jealous of someone's job before.
Every time I am on a plane I want one of these. I see it in Sky Mall and am like, urgh BEST INVENTION.
On a transatlantic flight about a year ago, we were on a redeye that was about 98% full. We had about 3 hours of driving ahead of us to get home after the flight, so my husband really, really needed the sleep. The row in front of us only had one woman in it, and she reclined ALL 3 seats to lay down and sleep (and she…
Or perhaps the law should be that men should not have sex with drunk women. Ever.
Don't you dare waste even a moment's time thinking of what to say to him. Send him a screenshot of his Match.com profile and block his number. What an asshole!
And you won't have fondant on your cake. Lucky guests.
My brother got married today. It was a very small wedding (less than 20 people) and afterwards we went to this restaurant less than a mile away from the chapel. The food was great. The wedding cake...not so much. It had fondant on it and I was told that fondant tastes pretty nasty prior to the wedding, and that was…
Guys, I am absolutely over the moon right now. The fucking moon! I just got my very first teaching job! I am going to be a high school English teacher. Every time it starts to sink in, something happens, like a phone call from my new principal, or getting my class schedule, and my mind is blown again. I've spent years…
Nile Rodgers just spent a week in the studio with Duran Duran and I am so excited to hear what they've done! Any other Duranies around? Nick said once, "Nile's got the funk," and I love when geniuses get together.
Just about to drop off the kiddo for Saturday Parent's Night Out through our daycare. AWWWW YEAAAAH BITCHES. Gunna see me some Guardians of the Galaxy at the Ritz and hit up 6th St. for a hot minute with my hot fiancée (hot if you don't notice his ironically worn bronies shirt.) How's your night going down, you saucy…