At a family reunion in Vancouver a couple years ago, my Canadian aunt told a story about going to her local ER because of gallstone pain. The hospital was very busy and couldn't get her to an exam room right away, so they had to put her on a rolling bed in a hallway with some IV pain meds where she lay for almost 3…

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

I want to star this post eleventy bajillion times. WIDE LEG SUBWAY STANCE HURTS MEN TOO!

Dude, if you need to sit that spread, seek medical attention. Your balls should not resemble grapefruit.

Our reproductive organs are not 2 feet wide. Stop making excuses, and learn how to not sit on your balls idiot.

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Have you ever considered that a woman may be doing that because she's been touched or rubbed on inappropriately on public transportation, and thus wants to put some distance between her body and yours? Also, next time you ride the bus or subway, pay attention to the guys for once. You'll be amazed.

Well, we don't know what the mom writing in talks about all day, ya know? The dog lady herself could write in with something like "All my friend does is bitch about her kids so I talk about my dogs the same hoping she will get bored and take the hint. It's not working and now she is pissy with me"

I come from a long line of people I'd like to refer to as "passively racist." There is no outright hatred, no race-based discrimination, but there are a lot of stereotypes that seem to permeate their views of minorities (especially poor minorities). I used to fight tooth-and-nail when I was a teenager but past a…

Just do what I do with my mother: start screaming "HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YET? THE WEATHER! HOW 'BOUT THAT WEATHER?!?!"

Call the police on them. If the cops do nothing about the racism, plant drugs on your family then call the cops again.

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when…

Friend #1 and #2 are assholes. Friend #3 was merely an idiot.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

HOLY SHIT! There are PB Cheerios?

I played a lot of team sports as a kid, and whether or not we had a winning season or a losing season, there was always a team pizza dinner at the end. Sometimes, if we'd won something, we'd get a trophy or a medal or whatever. If we didn't win anything, then we had dinner and good times. Honestly, out of all the…

All the schools I went to gave out purple ribbons on field day. Kids like myself knew we got the purple ribbons because we sucked. I didn't try more or less, I just knew, if I was good at something, I would have got a real prize. I held on to my last participation ribbon because it was pretty.

At least the Vancouver Aquarium has been banned from further breeding their belugas.

Do you know how many men with a history of abusing young boys are in any given public restroom at any time? Should all men be banned from men's rooms because some target boy and men victims?

"...would want males with past child predator convictions that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that are reserved for women and girls."