Beats having a toilet made of Capn Crunch. You think having the roof of your mouth scratched is bad? Try having the roof of your butt scratched.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

I had no idea how many of us there were.

Relax, I like my salad bare, too, or nearly so. Maybe not quite the same but at most I might use a little some salt, pepper, and lemon.

As an aside, have you noticed how often restaurant salads are not very good? Iceberg lettuce, soft tasteless tomatoes, veggies that are past their prime? And OMG so much lettuce. I…

"Alfredo is bland city."

Yes! Like my story about the blue cheese! It got shared here and these people showed up in the comments all outraged that I made fun of the extra extra EXTRA well-done steak with a block of blue cheese guy. Like that order was completely normal and not unusual at all. I guess I can kind of understand defending the…

Sorry Sir or Madam, but that's not fucking pizza.

He looked up at her, the mask torn from his face, blood leaking out of one eye. Saw no pity. Saw no mercy. Saw only the gun: bright chrome, etched with Por Boots on one side and Vaminos! on the other.

I'm sure you're already aware that you're very fortunate in this regard. It amazes me how inflexible some employers can be. I went to work for a startup in 2008, when my daughter was entering preschool. I put in the long/crazy hours for 2 years, climbed the ladder, and by the time the company was on stable footing, I…

"Ugh, babies/children just ruin it for everyone!"

mAPP

Oh my god. Oh my god you haven't seen it.

Sorry, nope, now I like him more. NERD POINTS.

I'm about to bag it up and leave it on their doorstep. I don't normally operate like that but .... I might have to change my ways...

I am over the moon since yesterday. My husband and I found out we're expecting a little girl :D! I come from such a line of strong women in my family that I feel honored to be able to continue the line. Now, just to help stave off the overly princessy stuff. I already had to tell some extended family that "no you…

I'd just like to share that I have really enjoyed using the dismiss button today. "I think you're overreacting." Dismiss! "WNBA players are uggo." Dismiss! "Nobody watches the WNBA." Dismiss! "Argle bargle blah blah blah!" Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss.

It's so strange being back in the greys!

Anyway, I need a bit of advice/commiseration/cheering up.

Good news for me, after 2 years I have passed a course I've been doing in my spare time so hopefully I can get a new job :-)

He wanted to take you higher.

Teens do stupid things...you can't blame parents for every decision their almost-adult children make.