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I think you meant to say that Bradley Cooper had the privilege of kissing Betty White. He's the real winner in this scenario.

My man is amaze balls.......but most men are crappy man children. If anything happens to him, sad just thinking about that, I'm going to have anonymous dalliances and Never marry again. Not all men, but most men aren't very smart or remotely kind. They want to be edgy and fit in with their peers to the detriment of…

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It's fascist. Their heads are so far up their asses believing they are hyper-liberal that they don't see the course they are on. When the circle goes all the way round, the end meets the beginning.

One thing mainstream deconstructionism has done is create a class of twats who expect, no demand that everyone be 100% free of any ideological wrong-doing, ever. If not, then that person should DIAF.

it pisses me off when she's called the female Dylan or the female Lennon when in fact, she is more innovative, risk-taking than either of them.

I wanted the show to just be Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak all the time. Fuck Jim and Pam.

BRB GUYS MEETING MY FUTURE HUSBAND

De facto monopolies are a hell of a thing.

I'd frame it.

coworkers flirting with each other is why I stopped watching the Office.

Lazy. Kids these days. Back in my day, when a male coworker wanted to sexually harass you, he would only make borderline jokes about sleeping with you, before slapping you on the ass when no one was looking.

I've never flirted at work because I work for my Dad. This is Alabama, not Mississippi.

Hamilton Nolan is a twit - and male. They can't avoid the red carpet because: JOB. They have every right to be annoyed at being reduced to hangers.

Posted this on Hamilton's article, but I think it warrants repeating:

Wow, fuck you Hamilton Nolan. 'If you don't want to deal with sexism in your industry, just don't do the things you need to do to succeed in it!' Because that works REALLY REALLY well for women in general, right?

Sounds like he's been studying at the Alex Trebek School of Game Show Host Pomposity.

Yes, the man busted for plagiarizing his newspaper columns turned this into a lesson in ethical journalism. I don't even know what to say about they hypocrisy. Just no words.