And their kids should call you “The Great Ancestor.”

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Old-timey directors sound a lot like modern day football coaches.

“If dudes can’t figure this shit out on their own, it’s nobody’s job to fucking tutor them.”

You may be surprised to learn that “workers” are not all white men. In fact, most workers are not white men. The DNC could’ve talked about the economy, helping the working class, and raising the minimum wage. Talking about raising the minimum wage was not racist. Clinton’s campaign could’ve added it to her talking…

I know this is an aside and detracts from your point (and I do apologize for that) but....

The dog catcher thing always makes me laugh since nobody actually runs for dog catcher... http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/11/dog_race.html

I’m going to give you partial credit for this. Working class is biting the hand that feeds them but it’s because that hand sucks at feeding them.

Here’s our plan, from what I can tell:

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.

The bizarre thing I’ve encountered here in Seattle is black people happy that “now that we got a real leader in, the Mexicans are gone at I can get a job”.

Additionally, Trump is part of Romney’s 47%...

There’s a trench between the tracks that’s specifically there for you to lay in. The train will pass right over you and leave you relatively unharmed.

I agree, but a lot of times, these laws aren’t always put in place with purest of intentions.

On The Fall, Gillian Anderson’s character says (explaining why a woman seemed to be going willingly with the man who kidnapped and assaulted her), “[S]he might well have been compliant, she might well have submitted but that does not mean she consented.”

Not to mention scientific evidence Trump has larger than normal sized hands

True story that I’ve told here before: shortly before I started 3rd grade, I rolled out of my bunk bed one night and cut my head open. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors started asking me various questions to determine my mental state. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned…

Realistically, I think it is unlikely that Obama would fire Comey over this, since it would only exacerbate the political situation.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

On the slim chance the Senate and House flip... it’s going to be two of the busiest years in history, because it’ll all crash down in the midterms.