What is the measure of a man without a web presence!?

He and his brother are in a fighting phase

But the church can still promise salvation and pass around the collection plate right?

So... 182 is the Sum 41 of their ages.

Well, maybe not, but people don’t like it when you outright assert with certainty that how they approach the world is driven by rank tribalism.

Was listening to the Obama Bros podcast (Keeping it 1600, it’s awesome) and the Daily Beast’s Olivia Nuzzi made what I think is a pretty good distinction: every rape claim should be taken seriously, which is not the same as being believed.

Yay! I will go on ranking Fassbender as my #2 Nazi-killer (both in Inglorious and in X-Men: First Class haha), right behind Indiana Jones.

Those soundbites were a Mobius strip of saying nothing. It crossed the event horizon of meaninglessness and held up a mirror into the gaping chasm of redundancy.

Look, I didn’t misspeak and I don’t feel sorry about it. If I could do it all over again, I’d change “peace” to “affecting social change” just to avoid this stupid semantic war. But my sentiment holds.

People who like Dylan should automatically also like John Prine.

To be fair, the Nobel does have a long history of redefining what is and is not awardable—starting in 1918 when they gave Max Planck a Physics Prize for purely theoretical discoveries (before, the Physics prizes tend to be given to purely practical inventions like the X-ray or a very durable automatic light switch).…

I think the discrimination claim is garbage, but if they were trying to get around paying unemployment insurance claims, it’s pretty serious fraud. They’re going to access a ton of emails in discovery. My guess is that they’re going to have so much embarrassing shit in those emails that Yahoo! will settle to keep it…

Okay, I want to say something a little bit controversial here...

“ The same person who doesn’t want to be involved with the cops should have the right to get an education safely.”

A 14 year-old running around with a gun and (allegedly) shooting at people is not the start of a sad story, but the result of one.

“Just goes to show that while a costume certainly helps, any cosplayer looking to get really authentic can get as much from a wry smile and a turn of the head as a 1:1 replica of an outfit.”

Exactly. she seems more dead pan and dry. Being forced to yuk (or yuck) it up with Jimmy “spin the bottle” Fallon comes across as just that- forced. She’s Christopher Guest, not Larry the Cable Guy.

Wonder Twin Powers activate!

“Though the perp...excuse me, victim, did not have, on his corporeal being a tangible handgun, per se, we have excellent reason to believe that he did have, in his mind, a clear and distinct impression of a handgun and we hold, with Locke, that whatever a man forms a clear and distinct impression of in his mind does,…