No, no, no; Nathan Fillion is Booster Gold.

Or maybe Reggie Jackson is programmed to kill Negan with a gun that is cleverly hidden under first base. Then a bumbling fool pretending to be an umpire tries to shoot Reggie with a dart from his watch, only his aim is off, instead hitting someone on top of the RV. The person on the RV falls on top of Reggie knocking…

that one paragraph is better than any clip I’ve seen for the new movie!

There might also be appearances from the likes of Patton Oswalt, Neil Patrick Harris, and Mark Hamill.

babies

Although the cannibalism may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades. This process is commonly referred to as marriage.

Just wait for the Ramsay Bolton off screen death backlash.

What are you talking about? She’s pointing out that they’re trying to be Super-Secretive! but that what they’re withholding is actually completely meaningless, so it’s Secret! for the sake of having something be Secret! not because it’s actual information anyone would want.

How often do you update your graphics card?

Yeah, and *technically* CH hasn’t happened — we know that TV Benjen = book CH in terms of function, but it’s not as if the name “Coldhands” has been uttered at all on the show.

Hahaha! I have a hatred of the raccoons that rave on my roof at 3am every night, so I may have to do something with this newfound knowledge.

“It’s pretty common to transfer flour from its bag to another container...”

Didn’t Egon end up in the river of slime with Ray and Winston?

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

What was wrong with the 1st Rob Zombie Halloween movie? I'll grant you that the 2nd one was kind of an acid trip with the white horse & his ghost mom & all that other weird shit that didn't make a fuck bit of sense to me. But the 1st one was a pretty solid movie to me.

“It would not even be on the top 10 list of Robin William/Bill Murray movies”

The religious slant IS the premise. If you actually read all stories on Io9 you should know that by now, as they’ve been covering the making of this show since it was announced.

If you mean Aikido (Dennis Leary) is the derivative of Ju-Jitsu (Bill Hicks) you might be on to something; but Aikido is fucking awesome and Leary is not, so I have to respectfully reject your analogy.