Me too. Totally. And don’t even get me started about pants that can’t accommodate my huge cock.

Exhibit C

This is the tweet equivalent of driving your carefully crafted public image into a fire hydrant then a tree.

You should visit my world then.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Crocodiles?

Went looking for a 1995 Volvo 850. Found this insanity. Extra insanity points for live driver!

see this is why i was brilliant for majoring in history. there’s ALWAYS gonna be history being made out there.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

I’m getting the shakes. And I’m getting the fries!

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Hey, Brandel Chamblee’s on Deadspin!

Best fantasy football website.

So...these two were definitely porking, right?

We took that picture in early December, a couple weeks before Xmas.

Can’t