You have never hung out with a baseball player.

Unrelated: Darren Sharper just signed to the Dallas Cowboys.

Lawyers are bummed they won’t get their massive class action settlement so they are looking for someone else to profit from.

Once in a mostly empty theater waiting for a movie to start, I felt an ill wind brewing. So when the lights went down, in that moment of silence before the film started, I lifted a cheek and let loose a mighty blast - loud, long, and even a little modulated so it went higher at the end. It was timed perfectly.…

If the parents are conservative - I get the baby girl a monster truck and the baby boy a barbie, just to fuck with them.

I used to enjoy going to this race in it’s early years, in the days of both Andretti’s, Fittipaldi, Unser and Tracy. I don’t go anymore cause A) I can’t associate with any of the drivers, and B) they took the best seating area away down by Turn 1.

She works down at Wintergreen Zebra on the weekends. She told me she’s only dancing to put herself through law school and to help pay for her mom’s colitis treatment. She says that I’m different than all the other clients. As soon as I can scrape together the cash for a Maserati, we’re going to run off and start a…

This is why when I come across wildlife, I put a plastic bag over my foot and kick it until it goes on it’s way.

This case might well mark the first time Deadspin sides with golfers *and* MRA.

This article is useless without pictures.

I drive an ‘82 Rx-7, and the pedals are close enough to each other and at the right places so that I don’t have to heel or toe, I do a weird side foot thing. I put probably 2/5ths of my foot on the brake, which is enough to brake as hard as I want to, then I just roll the right side of my foot down to blip the…

Steroids. The answer is steroids.

Hard to convert those that remember the Scoupe and the Pony.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Liberal anti-nuclear power hysteria over the past 4 decades have contributed a lot to global warming; and to hundreds of thousands of deaths from coal mining (direct death of tens of thousands of miners, and death by atmospheric contaminant).

I’m not sure where my first comment disappeared to, but I love that these guys are part of the animation.

See you later, alligator... in my stomach.

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I’ve worked as a reactor operator at a commercial nuclear power plant (i.e. electrical power generation, not weapons fuel production) for years. As an industry, we are perhaps the most heavily regulated business venture in existence. The US Nuclear Regulatory Commission is responsible for ensuring that we operate our…

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