is manning or brady diving in after that ball? no fucking way.

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

The subset of people who managed to pay off their car before the hard times hit.

I’m not a fan of Tiger, having said that, this comment is completely insane. Arguably his peak on the tour was around 2000, which is 7 years before Rory turned pro. This is like saying Kobe dominated Jordan when he played with the Wizards.

have you ever watched golf before?

Tiger won player of the year in 2013 and then blew his back out

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

I’d Explorer.

Congratulations, Mr. themanwithsauce, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as Pinto, Bronco and Mustang.

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

If you live in the Northeast make sure that whatever the fuck was wrong with Mazda’s paint in the mid 2000s has been fixed. My 3 and every other one of the same era I see turned into a rust bucket within 5 years.

Despite losing Landry Jones.

Now for a live look at the AFC South

Please, anything but the physics!

Pretty sure that if one doesn’t understand this, they never had a Jalop card to begin with.

A picture of the official.

But it’s got huge running costs and parts are hard to find, so it could star in an article with the headline “For the cost of a brand new Aventador, you could get this half century old Saab!”

Dez to PETA: “Suck macaque”

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.