The first rule of driving is: BE EASILY PREDICTABLE

Yes, and it was no accident, either. Welker beat the dog on porpoise.

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

He has still won more tournaments since his incident than anyone else in the world. And he played less tournaments by far. He just hasn't won any majors. He's obviously regressed but still better than most

But what does Jimmy think of them??

DeAndre Hopkins just entered the same store and got 4x the toys for 1/4 the money.

"You really gotta love this dog right here, I'm tellin' you. There's not a lot of dogs out there that can make this move. I was watching this dog in practice earlier and the stuff he can do is just amazing. Look at the replay... he doesn't care about the sand getting in his fur, he's just out there getting every…

I've driven it as well!

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"

What in the hell is with the new Phillips ad on top of Deadspin today? I can deal with ads (site needs money to bring me all the stuff I enjoy), but this one blocked the link to open this article, and clearly I am to inept to figure out how to close it. This an issue for anyone else?

I thought that joke smelled bad on the outside.

Just to get out in front of anything that might happen during the game, league officials have stated that any player attempting a snow-related celebration will be flagged - and fined - for excessive Tauntaun.

Wait until he sees his credit card bill...

Buy a house in a cul-de-sac...

No, no we can't. I want a car that can merge on the highway as well as being efficient.

If that headline were true, I'd imagine Sam, Jr. would be looking for his Dad, then.

i would love to hear a white guy say "black Songs" - he will get strung up in public and bashed all over the news - but when he says "white songs" no one cares.