Get in the homo!

He had 122 grams of the stuff. That's about the same as 22 (US$0.25) quarters. Or a little less than a baseball (which would be about 141-145 grams). A hockey puck is around 155-170 grams. So we're dealing with a fairly small amount of this "drug."

You'll read my reply and we both know it. You obviously didn't read my first comment, though. I showed you exactly how you could have voted early on an absentee ballot. I even quoted the very reason you gave in your post as one of the qualifications for mailing in an absentee ballot in South Carolina. So you can no…

Look, Ducky, you seem to like to whine about how you had no options. But you did. You just didn't feel like doing the necessary research. It took me less than 5 minutes to see that your state does have absentee voting and that you qualify. (scroll down to the list

Chem trails are just vapors of gluten maaan

It's sad that I know all this stuff:

This was somehow much better than the original caption which described Subban as "the guy being arrested by his teammates for obvious reasons."

link + billy madison genuinely made me lol to the point of tears

RE: Lisa Turtle Google Image Search:

I'm a little irked by this sentence in the article:

Yes. The women want the table for free. The men in the email that Erin posted are paying $4000 for the table.

If you have the gall to ask for something they could otherwise sell for $4,000 for free for 15 strangers, I'm pretty sure they have the right to ask you for something that ensures they get some value out of you. Not saying that these dudes aren't massive douches, but if you literally say "I should get in for free with…

At least until it becomes advantageous to take a stand against it.