You know Hamill probably loved that scene. It’s so iconic.

Personally, I’ve never understood the devotion to Boba Fett and I can’t stand Phasma. There’s nothing special about her. She’s just a female stormtrooper in a silver suit. But a silver suit doesn’t change the fact that she’s still just a faceless pawn of galactic evil with no goals or motivations of her own. Boba Fett…

Wookiepeedia is considered an official, canonical resource. You might disregard everything that isn’t in the movies. That’s fine. I like to pretend the Star Trek reboots never happened and that Picard’s adventures ended in “All Good Things.” But I also understand that wishing a thing to be so doesn’t make it so. As…

Well, I mean, she is just a stormtrooper.

They actually do give out an A+ on very rare occasions. The only time I’ve ever seen it is the review for “The Inner Light” from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

I don’t usually kill spiders I meet outside, because they eat flies and things. But if they get in my house (especially, in my shower), they’re going to die.

After I scream like a little boy, of course.

I mean...I am a Klingon warrior! I fear no spider.

My understanding of the situation is quite limited, I’ll grant you. I never experienced a desire to try drugs, so I’ll confess as to not understanding the appeal.

He seemed to bring a certain dignity to all of his roles.

NORM!

But more importantly, rest in peace Mr. Stiers. I always enjoyed your work.

When did I get upset? I asked a simple question about a basic premise of the show. Am I not allowed to be curious?

I’m sure it was the point. It didn’t convince me to give a shit about Smith’s character, though.

I’m with you on that. I wish the filmmakers had been more daring in their approach.

Oh, I absolutely agree. The movie definitely painted the Orcs with a lot of shades of black stereotypes. (Not all of them, of course; they listened to metal and “couldn’t jump.”) I just don’t think we should call fantasy makeup blackface. Two completely different things.

Ironically, the Orcs were the only people who…

No. What I mean is, a dealer would introduce someone to marijuana (or tobacco, or whatever), and then introduce him to something “better.”

I know that’s how some people operated in the past. I don’t know how it’s done anymore. I don’t know any coke dealers,and that’s a good thing, because if I did either they’d be in…

But it’s still not the dumbest time to be alive. The literacy rate in even the least educated countries in the world are hundreds, if not thousands, of times more likely to read than anyone in the Holy Roman Empire. People living in cities dumped buckets of urine and shit out their windows because they forgot how to…

Green Orc makeup is not the same thing as blackface.

My biggest problem was that Will Smith’s character was so fucking racist (and so fucking stupid about it) that I didn’t give a shit what happened to him, except insofar as I don’t want his daughter to lose her daddy. But there was nothing endearing about Will Smith’s character. He may have come to accept Jakoby, but…

I didn’t poke any holes. I asked a simple question and I received my answer. If I wanted to poke holes, I could have, but I refrained because I don’t want to be “that guy.” There’s enough negativity in the world without my contribution.

But since you bring it up, is it really too much to ask that a zombie look like a…

Look on the bright side: we could live in the middle ages, where people believed witches float on water and alchemists poisoned themselves trying to create an elixir of life.

That doesn’t mean we can’t laugh because we’re going over the same shit we’ve been going over for 25 years.