I’ve read stories about marijuana as a gateway drug. And I’m sure that sometimes it is. But let’s be honest; cocaine dealers would use tobacco, alcohol or any damn other thing as a gateway drug too.

I’m with you, Lt. Governor. I would love to hear Colin Meloy write a song about his meeting with President Trump for his next album.

Oh good heavens. Can we please stop blaming anti-social, murderous behavior on video games?

“I saw Kratos murder a god. This makes me want to shoot up my schoolmates!”

Seriously?

Clearly you never seen Fresno.

Okay...

Thank you.

Obviously.

#TeamJess

Okay, so I’ve never seen this show, but I’ve got a burning question about it. If iZombie girl is dead, why isn’t she decomposing? Does the show ever explain that?

You do know she’s only partially black, right? She has mixed Greek, German, English, Native- and African-American ancestry. Exactly how dark is that supposed to be anyway?

I generally really enjoyed the Gilmore Girls “Day in the Life,” but man, all that stuff with the Life and Death Brigade was just...awful.

Logan wore out his welcome from his first goddamn scene. Seriously, Logan and his Life and Death Brigade can fuck all the way off.

Yeah, that was the moment I rage-quit on the entire series.

Well, to be fair, his first trilogy was one of the landmarks of 21st century film.

Why would I eat anything other than a breakfast burger? Because their steak and egg burritos are freaking delicious!

I could have taken the information from a different site. I just picked that one at random. Yes, there is a lot of contention as to whether the artifact refers to an historical David.

Here’s the thing. I’m not trying to peddle anything. I’m well aware of the historical record, and I know that the United Monarchy is in…

https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/biblical-artifacts/artifacts-and-the-bible/the-tel-dan-inscription-the-first-historical-evidence-of-the-king-david-bible-story/

Are the dates in the Bible perfectly accurate? No. But this archaeological find seems to suggest that a man named David lived some time before the 9th…

Well, but the Jewish prohibition against pork is not more strange than the Hindu prohibition against beef. And in the case of the Jews, considering pigs unclean is much healthier than considering cows sacred. Not keeping or eating pigs is neither healthy nor unhealthy. Letting cows wander your cities freely and shit…

Lol

The Ten Commandments was a pretty damn good movie, especially considering the era it was made. But it was also good largely *because* of the era it was made.

I wish modern filmmakers would take a similar approach to telling Biblical stories today. Whether you believe in the Bible or not, there’s a lot of epic tales to…

Well, Samson died a century or so before the rule of Saul. So that would place it at roughly 3100 years ago, since we have a pretty good idea when Saul and David reigned. The Book of Judges was generally believed to have been written about 2500 or 2600 years ago. But the tales of Samson would likely have circulated,…