I’m pretty sure Trevor Noah could name a few African countries if he wanted to.

But as a commentator, I can name a ton of them from memory. Here goes...

Algeria
Morocco
Egypt
Tunisia
Libya
Ethiopia
Sudan
South Sudan
Uganda
Somalia
Eritrea
Djibouti
Madagascar
South Africa
Mozambique
Kenya
Liberia
Senegal
Coite d’Ivoire
Tasmania
Chad
Niger
Nige…

There is no way McDonald’s tastes better than Burger King or Carl’s Jr. I worked at McDonald’s, and surprisingly don’t hate it, but I’ll take a Whopper over a Quarter Pounder any day.

I’m always down for some old-time fiddle music, and Johnny played the hell out of that fiddle. But the Devil still had him beat.

WHAT???? Of course not! They’re cats!

Oh my gosh, that kitten is insanely cute! And so is Mommy Kitty!

Well, it’s a long story, befitting an ancient city. Istanbul was once known as Byzantium, an ancient Greek city-state, some 2700 years ago. Byzantium later served as the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire, when the logistics of governing such a vast territory became too much for Rome to handle alone. The city was…

But damn, that son of a gun can play.

Charlie Daniels is a mighty fine fiddle player. If he stuck to the fiddle, I’d be a happy man.

I love that song, but I’ve always thought the ending was silly. Even if Johnny played better than the Devil, he’d never admit it!

Do you also pay your mother’ucking rent fortnightly?

Technically, Constantinople hasn’t gone anywhere. It just got a name change.

He’s Russian. They have ways to make you do anything. ;)

I’m sure it was a much better book, too.

I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about with age of consent there, because I don’t think 12 is age of consent anywhere in the US. It’s true that states set the age of consent, but in most states that age is 17 or 18, although in some states like Alabama it’s 16, which is why Roy Moore is accused of sexual assault…

I was watching a video of Colm Meaney talking about O’Brien at a convention. As it turns out, Meaney tried to play down his ethnicity on Star Trek because he didn’t want to be known as just an Irish actor and only playing Irish people in parts. So he put on an American accent. But the producers came over to him and…

I’m actually happy for the author of the original book.

I’d buy it.

The challenge is in finding and tracking down these movies. They’re not usually in Redbox or on Netflix, and old-school movie stores with foreign movie sections are hard to find anymore.

Be that as it may, she hasn’t accused anyone of anything and she hasn’t taken any steps towards litigation. All she has done is admit to being a young woman who was abused at a vulnerable age.

What if we took your approach to the matter? What if all young men and women who were physically or sexually abused as children…

Well, I think the real scandal is Bill Clinton’s sexual dalliance and Hillary Clinton’s eagerness to silence the women who say Mr. Clinton assaulted them. Especially in light of all the people coming forward against sexual assault these days, I think we ought to give those voices some credence.

And yes, I suppose it’s…