Oh my gosh. Teen shows on Disney are terrible. 90s kid-teen sitcoms like this and Boy Meets World are so much better than anything on Disney today.

I know that the main plot of this series is a teenage girl who can do almost anything with magic, but it still feels more lifelike and grounded in reality than any of…

This show is still genuinely funny today.

Hilda is also the hot one. I just watched a couple first-season episodes, and now that I’m closer to Caroline Rhea’s age than Melissa Joan Harts’ (at the time of filming), I’m surprised at how hot she was.

They’ve been married for a couple of years now.

Nope.

The thing with LOTR is that it’s so much more than The Hobbit and the trilogy. There’s a whole wealth of stories lying around in the Tolkien Estate with which to work. If this show is done properly, it shouldn’t have a damn thing to do with the One Ring, unless it is to show what went down in the first Ring War.

Everything. I want everything from this new show. I want the moon and the stars.

But mostly I want a bunch of stories about Dwarves. Dwarves > Elves

In all seriousness, an anthology-type show would be best. How amazing would it be to watch the tale of the Dwarves in Khazad-Dum as they try to survive the goblin siege?

“Evil” Lincoln is right. You are a monster.

How could anyone say the first Matrix movie is skipable?????

Well, The main cast of the BU is obviously supposed to be good at their jobs. But Annie’s comment about not running Max through security checks is probably a little telling.

Yes, I know. Let me rephrase.

There may be an excuse for “Shades of Gray” to exist, but there is no justification for its existence.

The problem with assuming Lorca screwed up the jump is, the guy didn’t want to jump at all. He was content to travel to the starbase at warp speed. It was Stamets who insisted on jumping there to get there faster. Insinuating that Lorca committed foul play on that doesn’t ring true.

There was a lot of different things going on. The cuts from the Stamets’ deteriorating condition as the ship jumps over again to Burnham’s infiltration and fight with the Klingons was spectactular editing. Mix in Tyler’s obvious PTSD and an incredible score from Russo and you have one of the most dynamic action scenes…

Shit, you’re right! Bring back the honorable Klingon!

The Orville. I was actually feeling really good about the show until they made an entire episode about how sexual harassment is hilarious.

...

No.

Ghosted isn’t great yet, but it is genuinely funny. The Orville is much more ambitious, and when it’s hot it’s hot, but they’ve only had two or three actual good episodes and…

Do these shows really need to react with one another?

Except for Voq...

Honestly, it’s totally worth it. If you must, wait until the first season is finished and watch it all in one week. It’s not on the level of the best of Star Trek yet, but it’s definitely a step up from Voyager and Enterprise.

T’Kuvma was much more charismatic than Voq. I was actually hoping he’d be the main bad guy. He was a lot more honorable than Kol.

That, or he’ll die guns blazing like a hero. He has more than a streak of nobility and heroism. At least, I think so.

Lorca really is a great character.