Sexual education and acceptance needs to be taught to everyone. It’s sad and terrible there is a sexual stigma for young girls and it makes them easier targets for sexual assault and rape, and continued abuse. Religious schools and communities amplify this even more. It took me years to realize it wasn’t my fault for…

Estrogen cycles make women all go blonde together in the same house.

I recut the video with more appropriate music.

Spears wore an odd dress and the whole thing made me feel very sad for her and for the unyielding passage of time.

Me and my GIRLFRIEND were doing a thing one time, then we went and had SO MUCH SEX LIKE ALL THE TIME. Then one of her friends saw my dick and said, “I’ve never seen a bigger dick in all my life, put it in me now” and I said “No, I have a girlfriend”. Then, my girlfriend came out of the closet with tears in her eyes…

Ooh! I got one:

Hmm. It’s almost like femininity contains multitudes.

How does someone get to the point where they think it’s acceptable to offer to buy shit off someone in order to stop their kid from crying? Take your damn kid aside and have a “not everything can be for you, honey” and if she continues to wail, take her the hell home. WHY IS THIS HARD???

You know what’s awkward? Having an acquaintances 6 year old grab at my charm bracelet and then relentlessly beg me for two of the charms off of it.

So vote for Bernie.

Two words: Bernie Sanders.

What kind of world is that that people want to be Beyonce and not, let’s say, Judy Blume, Toni Morisson or Carol Greider. We’re doomed!

“Come to me with solutions, people, not problems.”

Gwyneth Paltrow is a condescending weirdo, but the one thing we shouldn’t criticize her for is going through a divorce amicably without devastating her kids. She’s doing this about as well as a divorcing parent can.

The only surefire way to never get divorced is fuckmarriageitsdumb.

I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life. Of course marriage is number seven. So, watch out everyone. It’s all bad.

No offense Lee Daniels, I love your show but Empire is to our generation, what Dynasty is to our parent’s. Sure you might have more sensical story lines and less wedding massacres but still, you’re a nighttime soap opera. Deal.

Like, what did I just read? That is not only shitty, lowdown, and homophobic, Gawker just outed this guy using a dickface asshole who was trying to blackmail him. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Speaking of LGBTQ tolerance: