I don’t understand why sony keeps throwing money at him. They’ve clearly figured out that reviewers are suckers for bearded widowers protecting adorable moppets in hyperviolent world where man’s inhumanity to man is the REAL monster, since that’s essentially their entire first party now....so they don’t need him as an…

Thanks David Cage for using my perpetually fscked hometown as set dressing for your incredibly shitty game.

And the roommate’s name was... “The Aristocrats!”

You ever wonder how somebody goes through their whole life - twenty, thirty years maybe even - and all of those events, all of those trials, all the advice they’ve ever heard from their seniors, every challenge they’ve faced - all of it leads up to a single absolutely stupid as shit Internet comment?

Way way way to late to the game on this post but I think Alan Wake deserves a reranking as it wasn’t his idea to go there. She dragged him so he could write, he didn’t want to write, just spend time with her, going him a lot more points.