Preach

I literally can’t hear the word “baroque” without thinking of this quote lol

As long as you aren’t afraid of weirding sisters or floating daggers, you should be fine. Besides, Danish castles are the ones that are generally haunted.

Nonsense! Of course a Scottish castle is a perfect tie-in. I mean just look at the main characters’ names.

Hell no, hauntings are a bonus.

He was making acid wash jeans.

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Prion diseases, that’s why:

Evolutionary hypotheses are that we find cannibalism disgusting because it helps us survive. Eating human flesh is a really good way to get sick since the person could have all kinds of diseases that would also affect the person eating them. When we eat animals, their diseases often don’t affect humans.

This is why Brie Larson is going to be a Marvel superhero, and Casey Affleck is just an asshole with a fugly beard.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

I love her so much for this. Actually confirming that this was intentional is probably gonna make Affleck and Damon friends happy and for some reason they seem to wield some power in Hollywood. Good for her for not giving a fuck.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Alabama. To them Beauty & The Beast is a cautionary tale about interracial relationships