Mom is a compliment, here. Has nothing to do with age.

*Dad.

My face reading this:

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Didn’t Obama catch a whole bunch of shit for putting his feet on the desk (even though countless other presidents did it)?

I sort of still cannot believe Remy went there. As someone said earlier: “Remy shot her friend over an amount of money that was less than a quality weave installation..”

If you’re going to throw the dismissive form of shade, you need to be dismissive. What you can’t fucking do is try to be dismissive and answer your critics point-by-point. You invalidate your dismissal with your answer because your answer proves that your critics deserved an answer in the first place. What you also…

Lord knows I don’t have anything this interesting going on in my life right now... other than obsessively checking Jez scrolling twitter for hilarious/sad political mockery... so please.. PUH LEEZ just keep this going. THINK OF US SAD BORING PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

I love that the women rappers of today beef harder than the men.

UGHHH every time I see this guy’s stupid face, I am reminded that he is in a 3 way tie for the most punchable face with Martin Shkreli and Ted Cruz.

He’s trying to justify what happened to him by pretending that spouting “un-PC” crap means he wasn’t raped as a kid.

Trump and Yiannopoulos. These are your people, right-wingers. The cream of your crop.

Pretty much. The whole ephebophile (I’m not typing it into google to see if it’s spelled right) thing hinges on the idea that pubescent children are ready for sex because they are literally growing into being sexual. Inconvenient things like brain development and the inherent power imbalance between a mature adult and…

I mean, Trump is going to speak there too. Edit: I get the joke but I do think it’s worth spelling out. He’s an adulterer who has kids with three different women. And he’s bragged about sexual assault. And bragged about walking in on naked teenage girls.