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They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

I’m a fangirl from way back, but sadly, I think that is one of the on-going metaphors for Mimi’s life.

YG looks like an Uber driver who has unexpectedly picked up a giant sex doll and is re-evaluating his life choices.

Me.

I read this too quickly and thought it said that male country singers want to fuck their trucks...

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

“Politics-As-Sports” is one of the worst developments of the modern era and this kind of crap feeds right into it.

This whole administration is a waste of fucking time.

You know, every time online someone has said “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” I have rolled my eyes, because despite loving Zoolander, nothing that actually weird is going on.

They spent 8 years dragging Hillary (plus an additional 17 for fun). They dragged Michelle for her 8, too. They can GTFO my face with the faux outrage.

While all this crazy shit is happening, what are Ryan and McConnell up to? Quietly toiling away in the background dismanteling all their pet projects. Happy to have Trump in the spotlight so they can do the more serious long-term damage to ACA, SS and Medicare, pump up the defense spending, etc.

Has the FLOTUS ever really been off-limits? I can perhaps see some zone of privacy where we don’t interrogate a spouse about whether they agree with every presidential action, particularly since they don’t have access to the same information. But I would think things like suspect family ties, financial corruption, and

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

DRAG her. If we’re not safe, there is no one sacred in that administration, either.

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

And the rest of the Republicans are doing everything they can to shield him.

This is the problem right now, and why Trump is winning this war for the actual power in America: people are still dealing with him in civil and normal terms, as if both sides of this fight were operating inside the same boundaries of democracy and public accountability. As this Senator is doing, expecting that such a

“This request by the DEMON-crats is ridiculous. She was never an immigrant. She was born in the United States, actually in Hawaii. Her mom was from Kansas and her dad from Kenya. Questioning this is just racism on the part of the Demo-RATS. Why are they so racist?”