ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

This doesn’t factor in weight though. It’s likely that adding more than double the weight would have sunk the door.

I’m inclined to agree with Cameron. The Mythbusters had the advantage of a lot of time to come up with a strategy, and were not in a life threatening situation where if they made a wrong move, someone they cared about would die.

Narrative choice > experimental reality?

When this won I first screamed and jumped around in shocked joy (I wanted them to win so bad but awards never give me the things I actually want!) (also: same when Hidden Figures won), and then started crying. Perrrrrrrrrfect from beginning to end, Winona’s incredible expressions INCLUDED.

Oh how I wish I could just go back to childhood for the next 4 years.

would love to talk shit about this movie with emailer Nick, my new bae

Haha definitely. The only reason I knew that is because of how Scotland reacted to his visit during the campaign, lol. They definitely would prefer him to be anything else as well.

Trump is Scottish and German/Bavarian, not Irish. Still ok with boiling him though.

A few days ago, a colleague and I were openly wondering what excuse Trump would give to weasel out of attending. If it does go on, I would love, love, love for the “celebrity dates” to be his most powerful Republican critics: the Koch Brothers, Evan McMullin, McCain, Graham— just to fuck with him.

I think this is time for the long con. We need some comedian, any comedian to be willing to kiss Cheetolini’s ass for a few months, get invited to the WHCD and then just rip him a new one.

The only people showing up at the actual correspondent’s dinner will be Steve Bannon, James O’Keefe (wearing a pimp costume to blend in with the “liberal media”), and a single Russia Today correspondent that eerily bares a striking resemblance to Vladimir Putin with a mustache.

Trump’s Irish, rather than roasting, Sam Bee should boil him.

When I was sixteen and negotiating sex for the first time with a boyfriend, we planned a particular day for the big event, but then I got my period. I suggested that we postpone the event for a week and he said, “Why?” I was, like, “Okay, cool,” and I realized if he didn’t care why should I. That was well over forty…

oh, so thats what it means.

I keep coming back to the fact that Emmett was 14 years old. 14. A baby. I can’t spare any empathy for this woman and her lies. Her life was ruined? Fuck that. She’s alive. She’s never been prosecuted for perjury.

I could set my desk on fire. The fact that you are taking so many fucking pains to exonerate and try to make me feel bad for this white lady. I swear. Oh she’s so sad? Oh her lie is not what killed emmit till. FUCK YOU.