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Pierre Escargot put me in stitches as a kid. HON HON HON!

Oh Simon, lovely Simon. I was so sad when he left Misfits, but I totally get why.

People had such bizarre speech mannerisms back then. Like the intonations were weirdly melodramatic and sing-songy. You never see people speaking like that in period films, but speech really has evolved a lot in the last two hundred years.

Thank you for sharing this Youtube series! I looked it up and I think I might have a new addiction.

Sounds a lot like my youth experience. There was always one or two “wild” ones in the group that would procure booze, but the majority of my friends weren’t interested in that at all. We were nerds who played DDR and watched anime and bad movies. Occasionally there’d be a makeout party or something, but I was too

NO THANK YOU.

Garbage ass bras that do nothing for me.

She is a very photogenic cat, thank you.

SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WITH THE LOVELIEST FACE AND I DEMAND IT BE RECOGNIZED.

It kept guessing older than I actually am when irl people constantly think I’m a good five years younger because I have a fat baby face and acne, so CLEARLY THIS THING IS USELESS. And now I’m using pictures of my cats to try to trick it. I’ll get you how-old.net, I’ll get you...

Yeah, I absolutely do not care if I alienate people with my travel photos. If I’m saving and scraping up money to go on one treat yo self vacation, you better believe I will take a million photos. But I usually post them in bulk on Facebook and try to be more picky about what I post on Instagram. If anyone is really

I was watching that movie yesterday when I read this story and it was just like WHAM BAM BODY SLAM. Kristina Karo makes so much sense now.

Guys, guys, she just wants her bird.

I love how it’s one of the backup dancers that ACTUALLY sings in the video and Kristina Karo is just like talk-singing. God, everything about this is so delightfully terrible. I don’t know why but I am just reveling in the tacky awfulness of this entire story.

God what the fuck, why are humans so terrible.

Ugh that Mazzy Star song kills me. That songs has been the anthem of all my heartaches and dark times since I first heard it in 2011. My dad’s death in early 2012? Endless loops of “Fade Into You.” Things falling apart with my ex the next year? Same thing. Unrequited love and rejection this January? You know how it

While trying to find this trailer I accidentally found a really well made fan one that had Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor and I got very pee my pants excited for a second until I realized it wasn’t actually official, the video creator just put that in the title to be a dick. :\

Yeah I brought up that other horrifying possibility downthread. All kinds of terrible things are possible with robo sex. That’s why I’ll stick with humans until the kinks are figured out for good.

I’m more concerned about the thrusting mechanism being too strong or there being some kind of malfunction that ups the ante. Because if you’re gonna build a sex robot it should at least have thrusting capabilities, otherwise you’re doing all the work and then you might as well just keep your ordinary sex toys that