And yet I’ll either be dead or an old lady before we start colonizing/terraforming new planets. The things I’d like to see happen in my lifetime do not mesh with the reality of scientists’ priorities.
I knew I wasn’t alone in these legitimate concerns.
This my new jam. <3
It’s like a can of Pringles. Once you pop, you just can’t stop.
Robot tongue might not be so bad assuming sex scientists figure out the best feeling material for the genitals. I feel like fetish enthusiasts would roll with it and customize the shit out of their sex robots. Robots with sand tongues and tentacle genitalia...
Maybe... but then it’ll look creepy when it smiles? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT THINGS WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE MAKING SEX ROBOTS, PEOPLE.
Of course! And don’t forget the removable vagina hanging out in your bathroom sink.
What’s more painful than human teeth grazing or clamping down on a sex organ? ROBOT TEETH.
You’re not concerned about a similar malfunction, where the robot vagina accidentally crushes the dick? Think about the possibilities. The horrifying possibilities.
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. B)
Okay, imagine a robot with a robo peen and it’s like using a vibrator except attached to a muscular shapely robo man body... sounds like a dream, right? Until there’s a glitch and the thing thrusts too hard and accidentally eviscerates you. This is why I say NO THANKS to fucking a robot.
Ah, the era of sneaky dry humping and finger banging while my parents were in the other room. Those were the days.
AHA! I knew I recognized him from somewhere weird but recent. I saw this movie a few weeks ago thinking it would be a fun romp of a gothic forbidden romance but it was wet slimy trash. Emphasis on the wet. :P
Original trilogy (A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi) followed by the greatly inferior prequels (Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith) if you’re really down to watch 6 movies. But really you could get away with just watching the original 3 and scrapping the others.
There is a special circle of hell for bad fans who knowingly lead newbies astray like this.