They should have just scrapped all the slender high cheekboned people in the video and just had a clip of Ron Swanson building a shelf.

So... Ron Swanson?

When the video got to the part where she started wearing makeup I was so disconcerted and started thinking about when I would be comfortable letting my imaginary future daughter start wearing makeup. And then I remembered when I was that age and how no one ever taught me how to wear makeup and how nice it would have…

Yeesh. So I'm not the only one whose mind went there. I definitely had a brief moment in the middle where I was like "dang, when I was her age we would have probably been enemies because she's so conventionally pretty and I was a hairy and chubby goober," but then I shook myself out of it because that kind of…

Ugh, this video in conjunction with hanging out with my brother's kids today and seeing how much they've grown and changed in so short a span of time... it really gets me. I just want them to stay adorable goofy little dumplings forever. But at the same time not, because I want them to live full and happy lives. …

Also relevant. :)

Cersei's eyeroll dedicated to all the book fans lording it over us show fans about how we would have seen this shocking twist coming if we had just read the books like oh my gosh.

Haha aww, someone notices and likes my comments? This feels like a rite of passage.

Didn't we just have a Friendzone write-in about the first topic like two weeks ago? I feel like we just did this. I'm getting crazy deja vu.

Me too. It's so thick and voluminous and healthy. Dang.

Oh thank god I'm not the only one. It's such a weirdly wide design.

Yep, I saw that one. It's really incredible how often I've had to hear this stuff— from people I'm close to, no less.

Yeah as someone with big boobs who's had her best friend randomly blurt out "Well, at least mine won't sag" simply because I was looking at a webcomic called Busty Girl Problems I really don't appreciate that advice. I didn't ask to have big boobs and I have never once put down my friend for having smaller boobs. …

Haha it literally is my best friend's favorite movie, though I prefer Beauty and the Beast rather than The Jungle Book.

I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

Oh my god, the acting in these is so bad, I'm dying.

WEED WILL DOMINATE! Yeah, let's go Team Weed!

I'm actually going to be spending Monday driving a cargo van around lower Manhattan trying to return film equipment from a terrible shoot I'm doing today and trying desperately to avoid problems with the St. Patrick's Day parade. Maybe I'll get drunk when I get home but the first part of the day I have to be a super…

Haha aw, how'd she feel about it?

I think that show happened when I was already transitioning into more adult/nerdy interests so you could honestly tell me it was about a fishgirl working at a coffee shop and I would believe you.