Didn't Jamie Lynn have her own show on Nickelodeon? I read Buzzfeed's weird "Proof that the older sibling is always hotter" article the other day and they compared Britney and Jamie Lynn and I randomly remembered the latter's presence on Nickelodeon. Maybe we're both imagining things, Mark.

The only time my main page comments go anywhere is when Mark is in charge, so here's to weekends. Otherwise I'll be lurking and occasionally popping up in Groupthink.

Speaking as a production assistant, please keep Lindsay far away from my work pool.

She really gives me hope that frumpy plain Jane brunettes can leave their awkward twenties to become awesome gorgeous and successful in their 30s and beyond. I know we can't all be Tina Feys, but a girl can dream.

Haha same. It was even more win because my name is Beatrice so my reaction to getting that was basically this:

Dude I was gonna say... the scene was adorable, but the hair is getting distracting.

I like Adam on Girls and though I can't really see him playing a sci-fi/fantasy type character (he just really strikes me as an indie/realistic drama type of guy), I'm open minded and looking forward to seeing what he brings to the role. If this is for realz and not just speculation, I'll be less horrified than I was…

It just hurts my heart so much. Jayne was a character with so much potential. But the show was stomped on before it could really flourish and the actor is a douchecanoe in the real world so even the memory of Jayne is tarnished.

Ugh tell me about it. I just rewatched all of Firefly (and that movie, blech) over the weekend and I can't reconcile how much I like Jayne compared to what an asshole he is... and what a gross jerk the actor playing him is in the real world.

Okay I've never heard of this series, but that second gif has me hooked.

"hard to get excited" ARE YOU COOCOO FOR COCOAPUFFS? I've been hyped for this ever seen I saw the teaser trailer. And this looks so good now. I am so ready for this movie to come out!

I'm not seeing Production Assistant or 1st AD, therefore this chart is irrelevant and my career is still secure.

that someone will get angry at me for knocking out a bridesmaid to catch the bouquet

Wow, so many strong (and frankly kind of hostile) opinions about what other people choose to do with their own bodies. Here's a fun idea:

Oh my god, this reminds me way too much of my breakup with my ex. To the T. We literally broke up right before going to a party together. And then we proceeded to act like everything was super cool and we were so much better off as friends and we understand each other so much better now and everything was going to…

Yeah, I mean I get the show is problematic, but like I said in another thread, I alternate between hate-watching the show (because the characters remind me of a lot of privileged hipster princesses I know from the real world) and getting earnestly involved in the storylines. There are some definitely fun or at least…

I'm just going to stick to my plan of saying witty things with fun gifs attached and hoping that someone notices, while leaving the serious business posts for Groupthink.

I still pop in every once in a while. I lurk but every now and again I take my chances in the greys.

Congratulations to you, your cousin and the rest of your family! How exciting!