Back in the old days when I was still young and naive (2 years ago-ish) and had a crush on a terrible person, said crush gave me his sweater and called me "m'lady" and I just about swooned. Eventually we started dating and it was a trainwreck of a relationship that I've complained about in groupthink numerous times. …

YES, thank you. I was just talking about this yesterday. Parks and Rec in general has a bunch of great couples. I love Leslie and Ben, but I also love April and Andy. And I feel like Ann and Chris have some potential too, but they've had a weirder trajectory than the others. (And of course who can forget Ron and…

OH. MY. GOD.

I read the first three chapters and got bored. Now you have to elaborate. What is the tampon scene?

That sounds awesome. I might have to steal that idea from you.

Oh noooo, I didn't realize the Evan Peters Emma Roberts had been dating and abused was THAT Evan Peters. Seriously I remember reading about it and being grossed out/saddened but I didn't put two and two together. It makes me all the more uncomfortable seeing them together on AHS.

Ugh fuck that rude asshole and good for you for finally taking a stand against that. You do not need to put up with that garbage. What a jerk, jesus christ.

So by that reasoning if I were thin I'd turn into a popsicle, since I am plump and perpetually freezing and wearing way more layers than anyone I know, including skinny people.

Normally I have a major snake phobia but this story caused me to burst into tears. Probably doesn't help that I've already been upset because of what a shitty New Year's Eve this was, but this story is more sad than horrifying. Poor neglected thing. I couldn't even get through the video on the original page, it…

Meanwhile the Solange song reminds me of another song but I just can't put my finger on it. It just has such a similar sound and feel to it, this is gonna drive me crazy.

Oh god these pictures are the best. You can really feel the awkward. They deserve meme status.

There can be only one!

And now I have to visit this shop.

We all know what this means... LOKI GIF PARTY TIME!

It does suck when potential relationships get nipped in the bud when you think you're having the most fun. :(

Hilarious... but also so very fucked. The situation, not the sketch.

Still a cutiepie!

I can't pretend I understand what I just watched but it was kind of cute I guess?

Uh yeaaaaah, I was thinking the same thing. She's a gorgeous lady and the dress would be lovely if the cut up top weren't so wonky.

"The Last Unicorn" by America. God, I don't know why it hits me so hard, but it just does.