Can you call it ICuP

You know what's retarded? Using the word retarded like that.

Scary story time:

I don't know. You'd have to ask his mother, she kept them in her purse.

So very tired of the sensationalist "pregnancy is yucky and fucks up your immaculate pristine perfectly functioning at all times body" bullshit. Grow up.

Being "FOREVER" 21 sounds absolutely awful!

"Forever 21 is owned by a family of mental gymnasts who have found away to marry the "our purpose as humans is to give of ourselves to those in need in emulation of Christ" philosophy of Christianity with the "fuck you, pay me" ethos of conservatism. "

You changed lives today. Go get yourself a milkshake.

Animating women and girls is so hard.

"how hard it is to be a woman. Boobs, vaginas, etc"

Off-topic, but your comment (especially "Where are his pants? Did he have an accident?") reminded me: Yesterday I was in line at the movie theater, and two boys were in line ahead of me, probably around eight years old. They were looking at the Big Buck Hunter video game machine in the lobby, and when the scantily…

When my daughter was in kindergarten or 1st grade we went to SF pride with her best friend and the friend's mom. We passed a naked guy whose junk was pierced to kingdom come, complete with chains around his waist. The girls totally lost their shit — LAUGHING. For about a year afterwards one of them would turn to the…

Then Ariel guy dies from exposure to a biological contaminant. What the hell is this merdude thinking? First time in direct contact with new species, zero immunities. Like the first people never had first contact outbreaks.

No, no! You need a white, male "minimalist" to show you how!

"Oh, okay" is a great response to Melissa Gorga's statement :-)

"HOW MANY KARDASHIAN INSIDERS ARE THERE?"

I think now is as good a time as any to announce that I really, really would like to trade places with her if she makes out with Jim Carrey. When he does dramatic/serious stuff I have a lot of pantsy feelings.

I don't understand why people post this sort of comment.

How do you think I am married?! Luckily he is so dumb he just thinks it's taking a really long time to start showing. LOLZ. Men.

Why waste your life catering to an over-entitled man-child by painstakingly crafting 300 creative, gourmet sandwiches which he will mechanically shove down his gullet, when you could spend those 27,000 precious, never-again-to-be-repeated hours of your existence spackling your face with $50 "serum mist" (top two…