1) I used to think it was so bizarre when people said that about their babies, even after my first baby was born (see 2 below for more on that...) but when my second came along I was overwhelmed with an emotional response I can't describe and the best way to express it was "I love you so much I could eat you up!!"

Go fuck yourself.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of the problem.

I'd say that about half this collection seems to be built around a Shit I Probably Have in the Bottom of a Drawer Somewhere theme.

Because when we women say that we need someone to help us share the burden, what we really mean is that we need a man. Obviously.

If the way that you "invariably" do things systematically excludes women, maybe try varying the way you do things.

I'm really late to the party and too lazy to read all the comments. But I'm certain many of you must be commenting on the 3 requirements of YOU.

I have a "MIGRAINE" from reading this dude's shit. What the "FUCK!!!!"

I really enjoy how he gets in pretend fights with himself, between the question and answer portion of the FAQs.

Yeah, there was a lot of emphasis on "inches" in that passage...which pretty much explains why he has to write this ad in the first place. ;)

I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.

I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week.

Is anyone else having trouble getting through the faqs because they are emphasizing in their head every word in quotations? Ugh, it took forever!

::sigh::

The music was loud and the beats were fresh, the bass pounding as hard as my heart was as I flailed my body in rhythm with the glorious sounds surrounding me. Sweat was dripping down my back, the heat sweetly radiating off my pecs, my own musk filling my nostrils.

It certainly doesn't make them seem like people likely to rape, does it? Noooooooooo.

Shortly after Jane reported the rape to police, she began to receive threats from Gibbons' roommate and fellow football player, Taylor Lewan, who texted her that he would rape her if she moved forward: "If she does [press charges] then I'm going to rape her because, he didn't."

Seriously, give me some freaking booze and perhaps a little crustless sandwich.

I'd hate on A&F, and gloat because I don't own a stitch of clothing from them, but on the other hand I own multiple things from American Apparel, which is the dirty hipster version of the same philosophy.