Wow! a man willing to discuss his penis! what a rare treat ladies!

23 years later and we’re still remembering some rando dick who got his dick cut off. Incredible.

They dont have all the guns, not by a long shot.

immediately upon seeing this gif i now have “she steal my monaaay” stuck in my head

How many steps did the march on Birmingham take for Civil Rights leaders in 1963? I’d say it’s about that many steps backwards.

Some people simply shouldn’t have children. If 99% of people either resisted societal pressure to have kids or waited until they were emotionally stable and financially prepared before having them, we’d crush poverty within 20 years.

Fuck you for making me look this up.

I’m horrified.

“Those who know me know that I’m not of [sic] any way racist!”

I’d like to see a role reversal and a man falling in love with a female version of the Beast. Never happen.

I also like the idea of donating to the Clinton Foundation in T supporters’ names.

Normally I’m not one to be like, “But what about my favorite game?!” But I think you may have simply forgotten about...

ashley my eyes why god

He does not look comfortable or happy.

I also hung up on my mother 3 weeks ago and don’t plan on talking with her for awhile. She voted for, he who shall not be named. She just kept going on and on about Sharia Law. I couldn’t take the conversation anymore after she brought up some fake rumor about Sharia Courts popping up all over America. I told her she…

Thank God for my mother’s reaction when I told her, “WHAT!?” Just knowing she had little to no expectation of this outcome as well, was a huge comfort.

Nah, Christie’s keeping an eye on him, it’ll be fine.

Myself included. When Florida went, that’s when I went for the weed.

And for the male readers out there… if you really know you don’t want children, now is an excellent time to consider a vasectomy.

I’m Canadian and I’m tearing up for the same reasons. I’ve been trying to just stay silent today and read and let you guys deal but I just had to jump in and agree with you here.