True enough. Do you think she takes the part of Mary, Jesus, or Biff?

thanks for improving the outlook of my week, y’all

I mean, I don’t care, but I still audibly gasped when I saw the last picture revealing Lovitz.

I believe you mean “ice cream daddy”

You say love, I say lazy hooker.

Best movie review ever. Madeleine I just want to read all your high movie reviews. IS THIS A SERIES? CAN IT BE? PLEASE? You could have Jezebel buy your weed. How awesome would that be?

Since you mentioned Lost- it’s been bugging me that they would stick their hands and faces in the community water barrel. They could make shelter and furniture out of the plane debris but nobody had the forethought of fashioning a stick to a water bottle to make a ladel?

I’m so sick of people promoting low fat diets. It’s not fucking healthy!

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.

Yeah, I can understand being the victim of an unexpected incident on vacation or something, but I’ve had one product or another in the house/dorm/apartment at all times since I was responsible for buying them myself. It’s not like trying to remember the last time you replaced the smoke detector — you need them every 4…

This is smart. I definitely don’t do it. I’m so relieved each time my period is over I slip immediately back into denial that it is a monthly event.

Same. It comes on the same day of the cycle each month so it’s not a surprise. Even if it wasn’t regular and predictable, I’d just keep a supply on hand at all times. Problem solved.

We’ve added 100K population to a city that was already crowded. We thank YOU for not moving here.

This one. This was the one where SFBART’s operator became my hero.

I'm sure your wallet and bank account are...

I doubt Dean was good sex. He was Rory’s only sex at that point so I don’t think she had much to base it off of hahaha.

Best is the seasonal Reese’s shapes. The best, in this order:

He looks hotter in the before. What can I say? I like a sad, withered shell of a man with a 5 o’clock shadow and up all night eyes.

I want the top one but with boyshorts or hipsters. Thongs make my butt sad. :-(

I, for one, was excited to learn of this new instrument “base” guitar. ;););)