It’s a style that isn’t for me, that’s for sure.

Damn straight. Give me back my bagel and blue powerade lunch!

I saw a full grown adult human walking to work in calf high ugg boots the other day (I work in the San Francisco Bay Area). It was confusing, because I didn’t realize it was 2001 again.

I thought this was some fancy ass remote controlled george foreman grill.... and then I read your text.

I’m wearing my glasses and I also read it as princess :|

Oh, also! I like to mash up white beans with some lemon, garlic and dill. Then I shove that goodness in a portobello mushroom and bake it in the oven on 375 for 15 or so minutes. Sometimes longer, sometimes less. Once the mushroom starts juicing it’s done. I think my cooking skills have gone downhill since I went…

A favorite around my home is a super quick stir fry, but I toss in some ramen noodles. The only staple ingredients I require are onions, ginger and garlic. I use whatever veggies I have in the fridge. The nice thing about veggies is they don’t have to be cooked all the way.* I like my veggies more on the crunchy/raw…

I hear ya on that front. I use them for jam, canning beans and freezing perfection portions of veggie broth.

Oh, nice. I’m going to check that stuff out. I currently use Klorane, which works well but I go through it too quick.

Same. This year the husband is going back to spend time with his family. Most of my friends are also travelling. I can’t wait to wake up alone and be alone for 3.5 days. 3.5 days is the perfect amount of alone time for me.

Oh yeah, it’s great. We live 2 blocks away from a document store that has the following sign

You don’t agree with my jokingly extreme reaction? (insert appropriate smiley here).

Maybe once or twice a month. I just made dinner plans with one of his friends for next week. I’d say it’s even for us, how often we hang with each others friends without the other person. It depends on what the event is, or if we’re just catching up.

seriously. if my spouse told me I shouldn’t be hanging out alone with anybody else I’d be walking over to the divorce store.

As a married person, I disagree with this statement 100%. Of course, everyone is different and every relationship is different. I would NEVER tell my husband he cannot hang out with his female friends.

Clearly you weren’t around when I tripped (and fell) walking up the concrete stairs outside my apartment after a date a few years ago. I blamed it on being giddy after a good first kiss.

I thought that going down on somebody meant you kissed further down on their neck. I was in 9th grade when I learned what it really meant.

My parents live in SD, it freaks me out every single time I fly in. My stepdad told me that not all pilots are allowed to fly into SD, but I have no idea how true that is.

I used to put nacho cheese doritos on my PB&J (had to be raspberry J)

I know Northern Cal is a big area and I have no idea where you live, but the SF Chronicle (eh, ok... sfgate.com) posted a list of the top water users whenever EBMUD releases the information. I highly doubt it stops people who give no fucks about their water usage though.