You forgot my personal favorite - “he’s not like that when he’s with me”

I tried salted licorice when I was in Scandinavia. I didn’t know it was salted at the time, my husband bought some bag of red and black licorice circles. It was the worst thing I’ve eaten in a long time.

I know this doesn’t work for everyone, but a friend of mine and I recently starting sharing produce. It takes some coordination, but we’ve been able to make it work for the most part. Sometimes she’ll text me from the store “If I get this spinach will you take half?” and she will drop it off on her way home.

My husband and I considered living apart. We live in the stupid expensive SF Bay area so it isn’t an option. Fortunately we scored a 2 bedroom right before the rental prices went through the roof, so we’re somewhat set for now. I love having my own room. And I love that there’s a futon in his room so we can sleep…

Cracklin Oat Bran was my favorite when I was a (weird) kid!

I’m so grossed out by this!

I wouldn’t leave my apartment if I took on the emotions of all of the crap people say to me. Generally my casual non reactive responses generate such confusion with the person talking at me, which is really funny to see.

Yes. I have. I wasn’t expecting to find my life person at 18. We both wanted to experience dating so we broke up, dated and slept around, then got back together.

I understand not wanting to invite insults into your day. My view is - it’s not on me to be insulted. If somebody (a dude in this case) wants to say “fuck you bitch” that’s on him. Not me. I did nothing wrong and there’s no reason for me to take on any emotions regarding what is said to me. Perhaps 8 years of public…

Right now the husband and I dump everything in one joint account. Every month we transfer a set amount into our personal checking accounts for personal spending. It’s worked out really well for us, but I know it isn’t ideal for everybody. We’re both too lazy to duke it out if we get divorced, so everything in the…

I loooove read receipts! Prevents me from having to respond with one word texts like “OK”

Yep. I vow to never be a runner.

I have one tattoo that so many people ask me about it makes me almost regret getting it. Now I just wear shirts with sleeves to cover it when I’m in public.

That is an interesting link, thanks for posting it. I’m in the natural food industry and one of our products contains gluten free oats. We intentionally purchase gluten free oats for our product. Our customer service team gets several calls a day about the oats, at which point we disclose exactly what we buy and where…

it’s next to the organic water. duh.

YUM!!!

I know your question is directed at akshay2000 but I’m gonna answer anyway!

The husband was driving and a spider dropped down between me and the passenger window. My natural reaction was to scream, back away and then start kicking it in an attempt to smash it against the window. This happened while we were at a stop light. A man walking down the street saw me flipping out screaming and…

My solutions is simple - I don’t post pictures of myself and my partner online. It’s easy enough for me, I don’t have a facebook. My partner has one and there is not a picture of us to be found on his page. Actually, his pictures all have him and his best friend (who is female). It’s funny when I meet people he is…

I don’t know if I can handle that today. I already want to punch my screen.