Ah yes, I know that small town hypocrisy well. I didn’t realize that weed isn’t a big deal until I moved to the west coast.

I will second Dr. Opossum and sallygetyourpiano here. This isn’t a problem for all women. I have never been (that I am aware of) sexually harassed in public spaces. I’m not saying this because I want that kind of attention. I’m perfectly happy being married, wearing my band and not getting any extra attention for it.

Where do you live? I was super scared to track it down when I lived in the Midwest. I just waited until it came to me, then tried to score more from the same person.

I was born and raised in the Midwest. I reside on the west coast now. Also, I totally understand why they are acceptable footwear.... I just don’t like it. A woman in my office wears them and they make the WORST noise when she walks down the hall. I’d rather listen to heels click than flipping and flopping.

Funny! Flip flops are only acceptable when one is on the beach. I stand by that. Don’t force me to look at your feet, people!

Hm, I must be that friend you’re talking about. Or you are friends with my husband. We are the only two people I know who have a flip flop pet peeve. It’s what keeps our marriage together.

Oh, Erin. As a fellow Temescal area employee I feel your pain. I often get people coming in to my place of employment demanding to know why that restaurant (and the other popular restaurant next to it) isn’t open. Like I have some say in what the establishment, which is in NO WAY affiliated with my place of…

When people ask why I’m not going to have kids I respond with “Oh, because I have a 10 year IUD”

I’ve had a standing desk for about 8 months now. I even have a chair that I can lean on, so I can bend my knees ever so slightly. The desk is adjustable, so I could lower the desk and the chair so I’m fully sitting, but I’ve never done that.

Papalote salsa. mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmmm. Chipotle. I had Chipotle for lunch yesterday. I had Chipotle for lunch today. No regrets.

Hm, interesting. My comment was mostly in jest...

I would have ripped up my marriage certificate right there. You’re not legally married until the paperwork is filed, right?

Hmmm, well I don’t watch Game of Thrones....?

I will go grab a towel or sheet or something and lay it down when things start happening on the couch. We have friends who crash on the couch sometimes and I don’t want to deal with cleaning out any juices.

I’ve still never been to PF Chang’s! I really missed Olive Garden when I first moved (fried ravioli! YUMMMMMM) but now I live in such a diverse area that I can’t fathom driving 45 minutes to get to one.

I’m surprised they didn’t have some sort of tracking for payments to confirm, without you having to pull out receipts. Either way, it’s a shitty experience for you.

Jeeeeez. Also, I think it would have been funny if you responded back in that language.

Since I live in the SF Bay Area I’ll have to go over your asking price and offer $300.

I definitely reserve my meanness for the people who truly deserve it. I worked in customer service long enough to have a feel for somebody having a rough day and somebody who is just being an asshole. At the time of this incident I had spiky dyed hair, gauged ears and a few tattoos. I’m sure this salesperson thought I…