I was lucky enough to turn on the TV to the scene of Helen Mirren's Ayn Rand fucking one of her disciples. I turned the TV back off.

I don't know which gave me the bigger headache. The existence of the show or that whole Chanel explanation (something about parodying Taylor Swift) in the review. Good lord. Pass the oxycontin.

One part that is real is the part where Alex is rubbing on dude's vest and saying how good it feels. Some ecstasy can make leaning against a damn tree feel like the most amazing thing ever.

Has he ever done anything right? I'm not even sure what his job is and why they think having a man in that position is right for a women's prison. I guess that shows the tone-deafness of prison division bureaucracy?

I was actually shocked how bad that speech was as well as the writing for this episode. Are the writers on strike?

Just got to this episode. I thought this was quite possibly the worst episode ever. The writing was flat. I wanted Piper to jump a shark while giving that unfunny, long panty speech with swelling music. The whole Alex story needs more urgency other than "pouty goth girl in prison who is paranoid of a hit man." And…

You're thinking of Neneh Cherry. Who should be governor of something.

I like Jawbreaker more but there have been a lot of features concerning Jawbox in the past discussing the importance of Jawbox which I never understood. A good band, don't get wrong, but not one that I would say made a major impact.

I will never understand AV Club's Jawbox obsession. They were Ok.

Yeah, how did they not win the prize? It's just hideous this year.

That's a lie!

Let me sum up Ice Cube's filmography: It's Friday again and they are still not there.

Or Hum-bitch! because hip-hop

Hell. reruns of Morton Downey Jr. are his better

Apparently, only 12 year olds and people who listened to "New Rock" radio bought this album.

So, people can't have differing opinions? And what the fuck do you expect 72-year-old Keith Richards to say? So now we will celebrate when he dies because he doesn't like something that you like?

Nice comeback, BRO.

Try thirtysomething white guys who have only been listening to rap for 5 years

"But we thought Kanye started music!"
- AV Club, thirtysomething white guys

Old man who has sold more albums than Jay-Z and Kanye combined.