Better involve a big breasted woman delivering stale one-liners about Stephen Hawking on viagra.

In a cool alternate universe, Urge Overkill headlines.

I think it is clear that Wayne has been banging her box

Instead of Likes, I wish I could give fucks.

Ya know, you could just schedule those posts in one sitting.

Gorki Park or GTFO

Isn't that a quote from Sebastian Bach?

Dizzee Rascal used "Big Beat" as well.
Where in that Oasis song is that sampled drum beat?

Everybody knows Duke students cheat on exams and plagiarize so no big deal.

Yo La Tengo? Oh, is it 90s week at AV Club again?

Just hope she called Daymo to get him to get the meat out of the restaurant freezer. #ZombTreme

Remember when Poochie married Joannie?

He was found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation with a Kournakova-cover Maxim.

The film wreaks of a VH1 movie. Like "The Monkees" movie which script sounded cobbled together by four different inessential self-biographies.

JLH looked old as hell in that movie.

They don't fuck pies. They just get to second base with pies.

Evil doctor is revealed to be Freddie Prinze Jr. who turns and raises eyebrows and smiles. Cue "Shimmer" or "Semi-Charmed Life."

Seth Greene character is majority House leader in Congress.

Starring Jennifer Love Whew, tits! Amirite?

Dennis Leary hitting his head on a wall for not thinking of an instagram account first.