I think the waitress represents all his loves. Who were all dark haired. Like his mother. He thought he wanted the opposite, Betty, but really he didn't.

It's weird because she did look familiar but I never thought of her as a Rachel proxy. I thought she may have been some fling he had during his heavy-drinking days.

Seriously, I'm so cynicaI I thought "well, here's where Peggy gets raped by this too-nice of a guy."

Decemberists must have compromising photos of AV Club.

MTV did air "Mountain Song"

And everything that isn't meat.

Jesus was Denzel with Bob Marley dreadlocks. Don't you know that?

True South has breakfast, dinner, and supper. Dinner being the main meal and supper is the leftovers a few hours later.

Yes, dea

No doubt. He's like South Africa's answer to Chelsea Handler. Now there is a sentence I never thought I would write.

Here Sting, go buy yourself a diamond-encrusted lute.

Hey, what's all this audiophile shit about? Doesn't anybody just listen to a fucking record and enjoy the music anymore?

Well I should hope it will be hard.

So basically, this service will mirror those Made In America Budweiser concerts.

That list is bullshit because it contains no Mummies nor Supercharger.

He was an early drummer for Nirvana.

I'm sure rappers are upset by the amount of non-rapping actors that are taking there roles. I mean, what will half the members of Onyx do now?

If you can find it on the Web, check out the Steve Albini re-recording of "In Color." Every song sounds vastly better.

Or Fiona's agent. Or Fiona's dad.

Thee Hypnotics "Justice In Freedom"