Wrong rapper whose name starts with "K", that's how.

Seriously, he's going to take a big ol' bite out of this and then watch hipsters praise him even harder.

The twisted mustaches and scarves protect them from injuring their faces?

Prince is one of three blacks in Minnesota now because Kevin Garnett moved back. Adrian Peterson is the other one, BTW.

For real. You're white guys! Stop moping and go have a money bath, silly boys!

Methadone and Spiritualized double-live album were made for one another.

They've given all the A's to Kanye.

Because white

That's because Ben Weasel hasn't interacted with a black person since grade school. He spent most of his years trying to cozy up to that NAMBLA chapter known as Maximum RockNRoll. Talk about fuck boys! HIOOOOOOO!!!

Does Wiseau have an accent or is he drunk? Or both and having a stroke?

Yeah I like sexy Hurley. Not some catty icy bitch queen.

We would have also accepted anything by the Offspring and the "Hysteria" album by Def Leppard.

Charlie and Doug Simpson finger-cuffed her on the fifth date

Shhhh. Don't tell CBS that

Yes, and to be more exact, her chest

My goddamned annoying co-workers bugging the shit out of me. I'd die for a fucking cubicle.

He wasn't making money being in a band called that? Imagine that. That name has "Free Music Tuesdays at the club" written all over it.

The Principal can be summed up as Belushi's a lush principal and Gossett carries door chains around.
And you know it's an '80s film because Rae Dawn Chong is in it.

I looked at Joe a couple of times and thought "that chick has got some biceps."

It may create a black hole. Get Hawking on the horn! We need to figure this out before it happens!