2 strikes against that band:
1. The name
2. Has a member of Blink 182 in it

I always thought they were a stealth Christian band

I'm glad I was too old to deal with all that boring shit. I never understood emo/pop-punk kids never putting on a Black Flag album and just ditching all that goth-lite Good Charlotte non-music.

"prog-emo space-opera bands"
Alright, that's enough. It's time for you to go to bed.

Yeah, weird to see Slattery without a tumbler and a smoke.

You need to throw a record scratch in there and then "Funky Cold Medina" kicks in

You mean "Rogan," right?

I'm more amazed at the amount of people here who actually listen to this boy band.

I mean, damn, I'm sure Keith David would've jumped at it at least. (And now, cue the David Keith "Lords of Discipline"/"Officer and Gentlemen" jokes)

Huh, too cheap to get Freeman to do the voiceover?

Anybody who actually says they listened to "grunge" listened to STP, Pearl Jam, and Collective Soul.

Only standing Stapp is doing is on the corner with a sign "Will Pearl Jam for money"

It better not replace those 3 episodes of "All In The Family" on Crackle.

Can there exist a Lopez movie where she is not made out to be this must-have woman that men go apeshit for? The answer is apparently "no."
It's like Will Smith can never be in a movie in which he isn't the coolest person or biggest smartass.

You can thank her ass.

Yay, over-educated bearded hipsters parasitically destroying another thing that they think is cool because it is a marginal subculture that is kinda trashy and has redneck elements. Kinda like what they did to PBR and "outlaw" country music.

Man, that's Kevin from "The Office"

He's jealous of Dogstar

They also don't like red-blooded American boys who drive an American car and works at a shoe store part time while going to high school … wait, sorry, those are filipinos.

Somewhere, some guy in his mother's basement is enjoying an amazing wank to this comment.