These are the cutest ones in the country.

YOU GODDAMNED SOUTH KOREAN PRICKTEASES! NORTH KOREAN GIRLS WOULD LOVE A GODDAMNED POPTART!!!!

Waiting for the Criminal Minds/Two Broke Girls crossover.

Really? I'd say War on Drugs is more well-known then Gambino. Spoon as well.

Lifetime contract with vaguely humorous Canadian shows.

And 20 minutes of a fucked-up Don Vito berating Bam to give him a Hummer … or maybe not Bam but an underaged girl.

They were post-grunge, pre-Christian grunge shitty Pearl Jam.

They gave Nevermind 3 stars and just kinda shrugged it off. Betcha Bob Dylan's album that year got 5 stars.
I remember they did do an article about Husker Du, Meat Puppets, Minutemen, etc. in the mid to late '80s but they didn't really have a grasp about what this music was.

Rhoads flies high above Yngwie.

Aerosmith, people, Aerosmith.

Bush was shitty Nirvana. Creed was shitty Pearl Jam.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes

Meatloaf "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"

Country music fans don't illegally download songs which explains why Kid Rock, Lenny Kravitz, Nickelback, etc. gravitate toward the genre and sound.

Huh, not even a damn Scream reunion for the D.C. show. At least get a fuckin' Soulside reunion in there!

Violet became a blueberry, not Veruca

Shapiro: I now call Kizele Adeem to the stand.

Man, Steely Dan fans be all like "Take your big back in black cow and get the fuck outta here!" to those pot-head fuckbrain Silverchair's grandpa's band fans

Or going for that Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz crowd

She'ss physically attractive but there's something icy about her. I don't know, it's just (shivers)