Omarosa would've drugged herself.

Lots of Basic Bitches in Henry's house, amirite? ;)

All of Ross' girlfriends and Janice >>>>>>>Springsteen chick and helmet hair

I like "The One Where White People Hang Out And Say Things That Only Sorority Sisters Think Are Witty"

PROSTITUTION WHORE!

Just fast forward to the Danny McBride scenes. It's all you need.

If there is no weed smoking in this, I will be highly disappointed … (whisper, whisper)
Oh, right, Seth Rogan is in it.

Iggy Azalea looks like a Texas MILF who would let her teenage daughter throw liquor parties so she could fuck the boys.

I'd like a taquito.

"Mary"

Remember the countdown to Natalie Portman turning 18? And then she ended up dating Moby? Yeah, she's been kinda a bummer.

Daddy Warbucks then gunned down by loner cab driver

Benjamin Stacks. Get it? Because hip-hop?

Sorry, but knowing how Angela is, I find it hard to believe she would be into Charles Minor. She doesn't strike me as a person into diversity, if you catch my drift.

To paraphrase the great hockey coach Reggie Dunlap about this trailer: "Put a fucking Millinenium Falcon in the background. Get some tits in there!"

Fuck, yes. I'm sure this film is good but the Proeneke one is pretty freakin' awesome and oddly hypnotic. My wife got the DVD for me for my birthday. SPOILER ALERT: He takes the day off from building his cabin to carve a spoon for a friend!

You can tell by how she glanced over to Missy at that point that she truly is and expects her mom to stick up for her at every turn. It's going to be funny when Missy turns on her.

What was all that bullshit Jon was spewing about being a wine expert? He was sloshing that stuff around and guzzling it. I'm starting to suspect the "dad has a brain tumor" story is bullshit as well.

YOU'RE NOT A SPOKEN WORD PERFORMER! YOU'RE A KILLER!

The new Annie or Anthrax? Which is the real threat? We'll tell you on News 2 tonight at 10.